heartwarming:

ROBIN; Ted, there is an hour before sunset, at which point neither one of us gets to slap Barney!
TED; So, just let me have it! I’m the one who had the idea to call the Port Authority Lost & Found.
BARNEY; Ooh, that’s a good point. Rebuttal?
ROBIN; I’m the one who slipped the guy a $20!
BARNEY; Ohh, philosophical conundrum! Idea versus execution, please discuss at length!
TED; I carried that huge turkey all the way up here!
ROBIN; I paid for cab fare!
TED; Well- you slept with one of my best friends!
ROBIN; What? You, you said you were okay with that.
TED; Well, I’m not!
ROBIN; Well, why didn’t you say something at the time?
TED; Cause I’m still in love with you!
ROBIN; [pause] Do you really want to slap Barney so bad that you would lie about being in love with me?
TED; I really wanna slap him, okay!!

How I Met Your Mother, 5x09 Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

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Mmm… Donuts!

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MARSHALL: So how about you, Robin? You getting back out there? Where’s your playbook?
ROBIN: My playbook? Bro, uh, two volume set, right here.
TED: It’s a great read actually.
LILY: Yeah, I’m reading it right now.

How I Met Your Mother, 5x08 The Playbook

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See also: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

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Taylor Swift’s SNL Promo w/ obligatory Kanye joke

The cast of Glee sang the national anthem at game 3 of the World Series. Awesome as per anything Glee.