1. Aziz Ansari casually shutting it down

    Boom. Roasted!

    (Source: radtastiic, via captxamerica)

     

  2. lizclimo:

    Super Squirrel   

     

  3. doctorkongx:

    Kevin Malone is the best character on the Office without a doubt.

    "Ray Charles famously had this state on his mind. What is its capital?"

     

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  5. My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’
    We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’
    And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
    — Aziz Ansari on his perfect date  (via iamkrystie)

    (Source: huntswoman, via bisforpiano)

     

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  7. "Everyone says that internet dating is for geeky, socially awkward types… But I meet a lot of people just like me!"

     

  8. "This one time, I was on a trip to Russia, and I thought I was allergic to the water. Turns out I was just drinking vodka!"

     

  9. clearrants:

    Cookie Monster wants to host SNL

    thedailywhat:

    Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster would like to host Saturday Night Live. For real. He’s put this audition tape together to prove his seriousness, and has even started an online campaign to make it happen.

    Internet: You know what to do.

    [sesamestreet.]

    LOL.. watch this! It totally made my day.

    (Source: thedailywhat)

     

  10. lianaloves:

    kaleidodesigns:

    saysjessie:

    hahahhaha. “its the freedom language.”

    hauteasherro

    —-

    Best video of a cast ever. I can’t believe I waited all day to see this hilarious clip!

    “Yeah man, Justin Bieber is the man! Boo-yah!” - Tom Felton.

    BEST THING EVER. 

    BOO-YAH!

    (Source: joellamarano)

     

  11. thepie-hos:

    Abed’s notes and charts on the ladies’ cycles =D

    LOL @ Abed’s innocent experiment gone awry

    (Source: sic-parvis-magna-x)

     

  12. soupsoup:

    Inception Cat

    LOL. This made me laugh so much.

     

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  14. amyyy:

    The first 10 pages of Avery Monsen and Jory John’s marvelously morbid book, All My Friends Are Dead.

    This is awesome.

    [prettyheartattacks / thedailywhat]

    Haha.. the dinosaur’s expression just gets me