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Oh, Keira

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:35:12 -0500

Oh, Keira

NYT x-word + pen = messy

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:45:55 -0500

NYT x-word + pen = messy

coffeeandacasio: ha. this just made me laugh. i love having a...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:58:51 -0500

coffeeandacasio:

ha. this just made me laugh. i love having a camera called the “kiss x2”.

I have the same camera! Except it’s only called “kiss” in asia =/

This flavors.me thing is pretty.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:21:00 -0500

This flavors.me thing is pretty.

"I am brave. Roller coasters? Love them. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like seven times...."

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:16:27 -0500

“

I am brave. Roller coasters? Love them. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like seven times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything.

Except clowns…..

”

- Modern Family 1x09

A cloudy view of Central Park

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:58:16 -0500

A cloudy view of Central Park

Essex House on a cloudy night.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Essex House on a cloudy night.

Wired Holiday Store

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:17:00 -0500

Wired Holiday Store

heartwarming: ROBIN; Ted, there is an hour before sunset, at...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:57:12 -0500

heartwarming:

ROBIN; Ted, there is an hour before sunset, at which point neither one of us gets to slap Barney!
TED; So, just let me have it! I’m the one who had the idea to call the Port Authority Lost & Found.
BARNEY; Ooh, that’s a good point. Rebuttal?
ROBIN; I’m the one who slipped the guy a $20!
BARNEY; Ohh, philosophical conundrum! Idea versus execution, please discuss at length!
TED; I carried that huge turkey all the way up here!
ROBIN; I paid for cab fare!
TED; Well- you slept with one of my best friends!
ROBIN; What? You, you said you were okay with that.
TED; Well, I’m not!
ROBIN; Well, why didn’t you say something at the time?
TED; Cause I’m still in love with you!
ROBIN; [pause] Do you really want to slap Barney so bad that you would lie about being in love with me?
TED; I really wanna slap him, okay!!

How I Met Your Mother, 5x09 Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

howimetyourmothersource: (via pibbplusredvines) Mmm…...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:23:29 -0500

howimetyourmothersource:

(via pibbplusredvines)

Mmm… Donuts!

To Her Boyfriend (via Happysad)

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:04:36 -0500

To Her Boyfriend (via Happysad)

almostlovers: (via) Jason Segel performed a hilarious original...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:17:43 -0500

almostlovers:

(via) Jason Segel performed a hilarious original song at the Swell Season show last night in L.A. As Segel sings at a piano, Swell Season member (and Once star/performer) Marketa Irglova strolls across the stage with what Segel professes to be his home phone number.

Well, I know you’re charmed by my lovely on-screen persona
Sweet and humble, that’s certainly my career
But it would be a shame for you to miss this one-time offer
To make love to Jason Segel this year.

Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
Well, there were no special effects
So if you liked what you saw
Well that’s exactly what I’m working with
1315329-6673
Call me if you need me

LOVE THIS.

LOL. Marshall is awesome.

So this is a nifty new dashboard add-on… =P

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:34:42 -0500

So this is a nifty new dashboard add-on… =P

howimetyourmothersource: MARSHALL: So how about you, Robin?...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:23:16 -0500

howimetyourmothersource:

MARSHALL: So how about you, Robin? You getting back out there? Where’s your playbook?
ROBIN: My playbook? Bro, uh, two volume set, right here.
TED: It’s a great read actually.
LILY: Yeah, I’m reading it right now.

How I Met Your Mother, 5x08 The Playbook

pibbplusredvines / secondhandjoy

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:12:00 -0500

complicatedshoes:

Apparently my image post of Obama bowing to the Emperor of Japan with the caption about how he doesn’t understand what it meant to be an American has sent the Obamaniacs into a tizzy.

Some have asked what I think it means to be an American (should I point out the irony of them having to ask?).

But here goes…

The United States of America was founded after a revolt from the king of England. Americans don’t do kings. We don’t do queens. Royalty means nothing to us. Royalty is un-American. We’re not impressed by your bloodline.

Bowing out of deference to royalty is un-American. Bowing as a greeting could be acceptable but that is not what we saw in that image. The emperor did not bow back to the President. Obama bowed out of reverence of the emperor. We do not hold people to such esteem in this country. People are people. Maybe Obama would like it if people bowed to him. I’m sure there are even some people that live here that would do so. Those people don’t know what it means to be an American either.

But thanks for the traffic everyone. My tumblarity thanks you too.

Hahaha.. Oh, silly conservatives…

You can have your traffic and tumblarity. We have the White House and both chambers of Congress, so we can be as “un-American” as we want to be.

Suck it. We won.

legoexpress: chuicide:jolorustia:burntbrain This almost made...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:16:48 -0500

legoexpress:

chuicide:jolorustia:burntbrain

This almost made me spit out my coffee.

Dwyane Wade’s completely ridiculous facial of Varejao.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:54:59 -0500

Dwyane Wade’s completely ridiculous facial of Varejao.

I love that SNL style. (via merlins)

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:55:52 -0500

I love that SNL style. (via merlins)

Cool coffee graphic (via)

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:27:13 -0500

Cool coffee graphic (via)

stphn.tumblr.com

Oh, Keira

NYT x-word + pen = messy

coffeeandacasio: ha. this just made me laugh. i love having a...

This flavors.me thing is pretty.

"I am brave. Roller coasters? Love them. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like seven times...."

A cloudy view of Central Park

Essex House on a cloudy night.

Wired Holiday Store

heartwarming: ROBIN; Ted, there is an hour before sunset, at...

howimetyourmothersource: (via pibbplusredvines) Mmm…...

To Her Boyfriend (via Happysad)

almostlovers: (via) Jason Segel performed a hilarious original...

So this is a nifty new dashboard add-on… =P

howimetyourmothersource: MARSHALL: So how about you, Robin?...

See also: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

It seems I've hit a nerve with the libbies.

legoexpress: chuicide:jolorustia:burntbrain This almost made...

Dwyane Wade’s completely ridiculous facial of Varejao.

I love that SNL style. (via merlins)

Cool coffee graphic (via)