1. You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mum $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?

    inothernews:

    iheartar:

    dismembered-dreams:

    tumbloler:

    No tumblr, that’s not how math works. 

    The bigger mystery:

    who buys a $97 shirt.

    jesus if you’re gonna bullshit some math at least make your premise believable.

    also what you pay taxes on shirts where-ever the fuck it is you live, what’s up with that?

    and why are you fucking around with your parents’ change son moochin’ ass moocher

    Nope, because this:

     
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    Tax?
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    this still bothers me…I’m not good with numbers.
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    tax????????? ehhhh
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    the $49+$49=$98 is how much you owe not how much you spent so you shouldn’t add an extra $1 to the price that you owe...
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