January 2010
27 posts
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“On Friday, President Obama appeared before House Republicans during a historic...”
– SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update. Fuckin’ A. (via inothernews)
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Powerpuff Girls Quote #1
Blossom: A tarot card. Girls, this is worse than we imagined.
Bubbles: Whatever do you mean, Blossom?
Blossom: Not only are we dealing with a petty criminal, we're dealing with... a tarot-ist!
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Listensoupsoup: Kid Cudi : The Prayer
Jan 23rd
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Listenpibbplusredvines: I am Señor Chang, and I’m so...
Jan 19th
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BUT UM
notnadia: Drunk!Ted, you are the greatest. [ONTD]
Jan 19th
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Jan 15th
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“Two Hosts, One Slot”
– From Conan’s possible titles for his first porno movie
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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How To Make a Sandwich on the Island
fyamnky: Jack 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly Kate 1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly 2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it...
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Imaginary Numbers
me: you're clearly a 15
me: no, a 25!
[redacted]: well now you're just throwing random numbers out at me
me: you're so beautiful, a real number can't capture your essence
me: we mere mortals have to use imaginary numbers to describe you
[redacted]: you're making me blush
[redacted]: look at you with the smooth talking
me: thank you, thank you ::bows::
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
79 notes
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Jan 7th
stphn asked: Why are you so awesome?
Jan 6th
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One of My Favorite Wedding Photogs →
Jan 6th