January 2010
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On Friday, President Obama appeared before House Republicans during a historic...
– SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update.
Fuckin’ A.
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Powerpuff Girls Quote #1
Blossom: A tarot card. Girls, this is worse than we imagined.
Bubbles: Whatever do you mean, Blossom?
Blossom: Not only are we dealing with a petty criminal, we're dealing with... a tarot-ist!
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BUT UM
notnadia:
Drunk!Ted, you are the greatest. [ONTD]
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Two Hosts, One Slot
– From Conan’s possible titles for his first porno movie
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How To Make a Sandwich on the Island
fyamnky:
Jack 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate 1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly 2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it...
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Imaginary Numbers
me: you're clearly a 15
me: no, a 25!
[redacted]: well now you're just throwing random numbers out at me
me: you're so beautiful, a real number can't capture your essence
me: we mere mortals have to use imaginary numbers to describe you
[redacted]: you're making me blush
[redacted]: look at you with the smooth talking
me: thank you, thank you ::bows::
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stphn asked: Why are you so awesome?
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One of My Favorite Wedding Photogs →